#THEN YOU’D REMEMBER THAT THESE TWO BEING THERE PROBABLY MENAS SOMETHING INCREDIBLY DEADLY IS IN YOUR GENERAL AREA AND MOST LIKELY GOING TO KILL YOU NEXT
Time to sleep with Sam Winchester..
^^ Woman after my own heart
THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY
When you’re in too deep…
OH MY GOD…this is…
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
Me, looking in a mirror.
today! the last fancy date till 100 years later
spock still looks like spock
I accept these as the true forms of the characters
mccoy more like mccanyounot
"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."
Sisters are evil
I laughed at this shit for like 5min
So I was doing my physics homework
and one of the questions said this
If a moose were chasing you through the woods, its enormous mass would be very threatening. But if you zigzagged, then its great mass would be to your advantage.
So naturally I thought of this
There’s a reason Kevin Tran was in Advanced Placement.
when u burn someone in front of ur friends
There are two kinds of people.
Oh hey look, a 12 year-old just grasped the main concepts of The Hunger Games more accurately than most media networks.
when it goes from the first controller to the second, it’s kind of like a girl going through puberty… like hello boobs.
nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not