zeldathemes
If I had superpowers, I would rather be a super villain than a supper hero. Not because I genuinely want to wreck havoc on society, but because I would want to the power without the obligation to save people and the possibility of fucking up and disappointing people.
Hello Sweetie

xclearlyambiguousx:

it’s not a proper Merlin fic without this

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

barachiki:

absquatulate:

barachiki:

barachiki:

"Never underestimate the element of surprise, John."



The Sherlock fandom is starting to go off the rails.

I would like to take this point to indicate that I never was ON the rails. Thank you.

barachiki:

absquatulate:

barachiki:

barachiki:

"Never underestimate the element of surprise, John."

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The Sherlock fandom is starting to go off the rails.

I would like to take this point to indicate that I never was ON the rails. Thank you.

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digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

#wait the fuck #is this joffrey? #no wonder he’s a dick #all the other kids thought he was lying about meeting batman

#batman winter is coming and it’s all your fault

#batman you could have had the iron throne #house wayne

#house motto: my parents are dead

amazingshay-isnotonfire:

"I Swear I Didn’t Seriously Ship It At First, It Just Sort of Happened" a novel by me

petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

cumaddict72:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

dude get over yourself