shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
today sucked but at least pasta still exists
Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.
I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs
there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded
In my opinion, one of the best things humanity has captured on video. Done in 1979 by Voyager 1 as it approached Jupiter.
THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING
WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A PERSON AND YOU’RE NOT SURE IF THEYRE FLIRTING BACK AT YOU OR THEY’RE JUST BEING REALLY FRIENDLY
i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one
this is it
this is the vine that killed me